You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
OH GOD EVERY TIME! I thought that was just me,
the truest of truths.
The first time I got drunk I though I was just chillin’ but then I went to sit on the toilet to take a pee and I was just….. Duuuude
Whenever I’ve been drinking, even if I’m not drunk, I sit to pee. All because of one incident.
i just found out bill nye isnt his real name ive been lied to my entire life.
william sanford the science guy.
no fuck you fuck this post this is the worst fucking post on the website you couldnt let the rest of us in blissful ignorance? you had to reach out to the fucking truth and throw it in our faces? fuck you. FUCK. YOU.
WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL
WILL SAN THE SCIENCE MAN
His name is William Sanford Nye. Sanford is his middle name, and Bill is a nickname for William. His name is Bill Nye
Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.